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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Female Godzilla

In an experiment gone horribly wrong, a baby Godzilla egg was taken from her mother, and she found out. The momma Godzilla had a really long tail, and was quick -- like a small lizard or cat. Her facial features were softer and rounder than her male counterpart.

The egg was laid on the shore banks of possibly the Ohio River, near a small coastal city in Kentucky. Anyway, she tore up the small coastal city. The army couldn't slow her down.

The male lead from movie Twister was at home with some friends -- he heard the rumbling in the distance and ordered everyone into the basement. There were two furnished rooms down there -- he ordered everyone into the closet or bathroom to hide. He attempted to call his wife -- the female lead from Twister. At first, no calls were getting through -- he sent a text message, and she showed up upstairs. He had to climb a ladder to get back up to the first floor.

The lead male and female from Twister showed up to try and set some explosives, but momma Godzilla figured out their plan before they could execute it. They had to run for their lives while momma G. tossed the tanker sized bombs in their direction.

High above in helicopter, a General played by the actor who played Mr. Jefferson on the sitcom The Jeffersons laughed and threw golden wrapped chocolate coins at the monster for good luck.

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