Synopsis -- Celebrity Soul Patrol: Britney Spears

Written by: Tony
Edited by: Tony


Plot:

The Soul Patrol easily capture Britney Spears for the Auctioneer's market. Richard Wright continues to contemplate the possibility of going public, and catching up on his celebrity DONE! list. The Auctioneer sells Britney, claiming the "baggage" she brings with her has value.


Creator Comments:

"I love how Britney is so ditzy in this story, and Lufti is such a myopic jerk."


Character Appearances:

Sean
Maria
Sam Lufti
Britney Spears
Rose
Richard Wright
The Auctioneer

4/6/08 dream redux

More from that fantastic dream:

I was hanging out with a guy who used to host an interview show -- a Merv Griffin-type.

Next door was a family of Tibetan Buddhists -- one of the teenage sons has been possessed by something, and is planning on killing me and Merv. This particular part has been a recurring dream for me.

Anyway, we discover that the teenager is possessed by an Alien, and this Alien can transform the teenager from human to Alien form at will.

The Teenager/Alien was determined to get us alone at home at night.

I remember discussing the situation outside, on the street where I grew up ... I explained that I didn't trust the kid. We decided to leave him and go to a party. They Teenager/Alien's brother did the same thing a few moments before, driving off without him.

We went to a celebrity party. There was an old gentleman there that we struck up a conversation with -- he had a silver face and toupee. Maybe it was Destro, accepting an award that night.

I was digitally filming the proceedings. We went to a bedroom. Along the way, the Merv Griffin-type told me we were about to meet a 70's classic pop singer who Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera had copied. We go in; she was laying on the bed, covered by a white sheet, watching T.V -- ala Marilyn Monroe, except she was a red head. Merv interviewed her for a few moments.