The All-Different, All-New TONY VAHL
I was at the “Spanish store”, a bodega in Brooklyn, New York, where I used to live. Tony Vahl, and I (Damian Hospital) were there along with dozens of Latin people. Tony and I are having a good time discussing a topic which I can’t remember, but the next thing I know, he gets transformed into a large PIG.
The Latinos carve his skin off, and his skin becomes mozzarella cheese and gets put in a separate bowl to make pizza. Then they cooked him, and everyone (except me) ate him. It was very graphic and revolting.
Thankfully, a transition saved him: we were suddenly in a huge, dark auditorium- perhaps a school or Jewish Center. Playing on the white screen (the pull down slide-show curtains that we watched projection movies on in school, remember those?) was the greatest baseball movie of all time: all of the players from all eras played against each other. It was very emotional.
We were surrounded by “other” kids, who were “experts”. However, none of the players were “real”- all of the names were fictional. Unfortunately, due to the angle of the auditorium seats, I was unable to get a clear view of the movie, especially with kids just stacked everywhere.
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