There were these two tiny Spider Monkeys (1 inch in length) who were trying to get out of a house. There were 2 inch monkeys that prevented them from leaving. They were everywhere, having infested an abandoned house.
The 1 inch monkeys found dolls that they wore as armor – that helped them progress through the house.
They met a Shaggy from Scooby Doo look-a-like, with a white shirt, who helped them get past the more ferocious 2-inch monkeys.
Later, I was pricing a project using the miniature Spider Monkeys to build something on a power line. My estimate ended up being $115,000. I met with the designer outside a restaurant and he was happy. "My estimate was $113,000! I was close!"
Transition: I was riding an elevator at a hospital, heading to visit a relative. I had flowers, and I was wearing an A-shirt (Papa Don't Preach). G. was there when I got off the elevator. She didn't say anything about my shirt. I had lost some weight.
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