Peter Potter, the Spectacular Spider-Magician

My daughter lately has been saying Peter Potter when referring to the Harry Potter character. I know she's confusing Harry with another character she likes: Peter Parker.

Anyway, I had a waking dream about the topic. It went something like this:

Bitten by a magical spider, unassuming Peter Potter became the Amazing Spider-Magician, able to cast spells at will while spinning webs to trap opponents, or swinging out of danger.

Neil Gaiman and Stan Lee decided to sue the creator of the Peter Potter stories for copyright infringement. J.K. Rowling, sunbathing in the South of France, laughed her fool head off at the absurdity.