What would DSU characters say about Virgina Tech?

Tony asks... "what would the DSU characters say about the Virginia Tech shootings?"
Realtor: It's a free market ... uh, free society. It's the price of
freedom.
Gambler: Who? What? Who cares?
Nehal: Well-executed, but utterly pointless.
Nihilist: That kid thinks he had it tough? He had no idea....
Dream Slayer: He should've shot up a call center. I hate telemarketers.

