This Story Never Happened (Mostly): Dream Seeker 10-Year Timeline

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Ms. Anachron dreamt….

***

There was her husband, Dace Senoit, a.k.a. the DREAM SEEKER, the star of this universe, window shopping on Fifth Avenue. She was playing the camera, so to speak, present but not there.

She turned her gaze and saw a younger man who looked like Dace, dressed in the latest Uniqlo fashion. He was shooting video on his iPhone while walking, talking into a bluetooth earpiece: “… so many people struggling. So many needing a spark, but there’s just one me. I hope this vlog will help reach more people. Now, I’m going to try some words, whatever comes to mind. If you feel something, well, you’ll know. Okay … ultimate….”

As she followed this kid, a taxi drove by. Her gaze caught the eye of another Dace clone. This time, he was about thirty years older, scruffy looking, overweight, chewing nicorette gum. Before she could react, he returned her gaze (so, suddenly she was present, or at least present to the cabbie) and said, “Earth-X,” and blew her a kiss.

Ms. Anachron caught sight of her husband, her Dream Seeker, and saw him talking to a man in his 80′s. A spry old man who wore a pinstripe grey suit and fedora, he carried a wooden cane mostly for effect, rarely leaning on it. They were the same height. They looked each other in the eye, their vision parallel to the ground. She heard her husband say, “… that was the Golden Age….”

A sense of terror struck her. It was 2010. 2010. The year was heavy, somehow. She sensed something was coming. Was it 2012? Mayan calendar phobia?

No. The world was not coming to an end like that, at least not on December 21st, 2012. Like the Bible says, “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father … the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.”

Something was ending, though. She could feel it. And something had already ended.

2010. It was 2010.

Next year was the 10-year anniversary of something. Ah. It’s been 10 years since terror attacks at the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, and Flight 93. Of course.

Not. That wasn’t the anniversary that scared her subconscious. What else?

The anthrax envelope? Bush’s decision to only fund existing stem cell lines? The Arizona Diamondbacks beating Mariano Rivera on a fluke hit, winning the World Series?

No. No. No.

It was … what?

She was back on Fifth Avenue, this time present, and standing in front of her husband. Different versions of Dace stood around her, Dream Seekers from different eras and timelines.

Her Dace spoke: “In 2011, it’ll be ten years since I hit my prime. Next year, I’ll be ten years older than my demographic. My replacement is in training. He blogs and vlogs. He’s speaks the modern lingo. He’s the new generation’s Dream Seeker. He is their story, just as my friends here represent the older generations, and I represent mine.”

What? You’re being replaced?

“Well,” Dace answered her thoughts, “not just me. All of us. This world. This universe of people we’ve met and never met. All the Icons, too. The Realtor will get a reboot, as will the Gambler. Everything will start fresh. This moving timeline is coming to an end. We have, maybe, six months left, and most of that will be off-panel.”

Off-panel? Replaced? All of us?

“All of us. You. Off-panel. We’ll know the story, but our demographic has moved on; the younger demographic? They never cared about us. They think we’re old. Anyway, we’ll basically cease to exist, except amongst ourselves.”

She looked around. Dace kept talking about 10-year segments in time that shift for unseen audiences and an unseen hand that makes the shift. She looked into the face of the Golden Age cabbie Dream Seeker, then the Silver Age Earth-X’er, and others. It was a nightmare.

This wasn’t real.

It was just a vision. Anachronistic elements pieced together in order to deal with thoughts of mortality.

No way. Not real.

It can’t end like this. Can it?

***

Ms. Anachron awoke, and looked at her husband. Their world could end tomorrow, but her love for the Dream Seeker would never end. If the timeline changed, it would not affect them. She would love Dace, even if the unseen audience stopped watching.

Koolifoni

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Dreamt of something called Koolifoni, which basically would take a person’s name and phone number, and pull down all other relevent data to your digital address book. It also automatically organized the address book to your specifications.

I’m sure something like this exists already, just not on my Blackberry.

Gojira Murder Mystery

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Dreamt I was watching/in a scary thriller, like that movie 1408 starring John Cusack. It was part murder mystery, part trap to capture innocent person, part supernatual power outages.

Brief snippets from the dream:
- trying to keep people from entering a house at night in an English countryside, circa 1800′s

- someone killed in the night during an outdoor party behind the house

- lights kept flickering at the house at random intervals

- someone being hunted for the murder in the 1920′s in NYC

- suspect, played by young Robert De Niro, turns into human-sized Gojira

- Reed and Sue Richards, with their son Franklin, dressed in clothing from the era, spot Gojira. Sue tells Franklin to use his powers to shrink Gojira to the size of a small dog. He did so. Gojira crawled around for a few seconds and then started to grow, grow, GROW!

The Richards family fled. The giant-sized Gojira began to chase them, knocking down buildings that the family ran inside.

Gojira approached the South Street Seaport. The police were there. Gojira turned human, and stared at the police captain….

***

Aaaannnd my alarm went off.

Bono and Ozzie Ozbourne

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So, here are some dream snippets I recall from last night/this morning:

- Saw U2 in Concert. Got to see Bono warm up vocally off-stage. He was relaxed, wearing his sunglasses and earpiece, holding a guitar. I remember watching him on-stage, fretting the guitar without strumming while singing. I figured he just wanted a softer sound to go along with The Edge’s electric riffs. He started strumming during the chorus.

- Heard an interview with Ozzie Osbourne explaining how being a rock singer’s style doesn’t translate into other forms of music, and how hard it is to sing like a banshee. His speaking voice sounded cracked and terrible, but when he sang he sounded good.

- Some generic family was babysitting my daughter. She ended up choking on a piece of corn; the mom and dad didn’t know what to do. I felt frustrated, as I could see what was happening but wasn’t there physically.

Airbender Matrix Dream

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Imagine Shang Tsung in the Matrix with Fire-bending powers.

I had a rather coherent cinematic dream. It was like a cross between The Last Airbender and The Matrix.

The setting was modern times. A group of benders, led by a Neo-like Avatar, were on the run from authorities while trying to solve a mystery that would help them overthrow some ruler. They were chased by a group led by a Shang Tsung look-a-like who was dressed in black. The rest of the groups were an even split between men and women, with different ethnicities. I remember an Indian woman with yellow and red braids woven into her long brown hair, for example.

Unfortunately, I can only seem to remember the details of the last sequence before I woke up. The good guys were floating on a concrete platform, travelling across the desert. The Avatar and the Indian woman seemed to know they were about to crash into a giant cactus plant and be captured; they were okay with this and did nothing to prevent it from happening. The platform broke in two. Everyone fell off, and a motorcycle they had got stuck on the top of the cactus plant.

A black limousine sped towards them and then skidded to a halt. Out popped Shang Tsung and his team. Tsung knew the Avatar had nowhere to run or hide, so instead of attacking, he offered him a spot on his team. The Avatar sighed and said, “Alright.”

Dream Seeker Storylines Now On DSU!

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On our last post, we talked about putting up some Dream Seeker storylines here atthe DSU blog.  Well, I’m happy to announce that the process was much faster than anticipated, and that the storylines are now up.  Here are the links:

If you want to read the first two Dream Seeker novels, click here.

Creative Completists

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Damian and I are creative completists. We believe in finishing projects we start.

Case in point: we’ve had several Dream Seeker stories in the works. I recently completed those works, not because of huge demand or anything. Rather, I enjoy writing these stories, and completing these stories gives me a sense of accomplishment.

So, in the next few months, you will start to see the completed Dream Seeker storylines in the Pages section of this blog. You’ll be able to access the Pages section from the right-hand side menu. If this ends up being a mess, I will instead post each storyline over at thedailyskew.com, with a link here in the Pages section. Either way, the storylines will be posted for free, for the world to see.

We’ll also have a Kindle edition on sale, for those of you who prefer that method of reading content. We will NOT be offering a print version at this present time.

We believe that allowing free access to creative works is the best way for us to go at the moment, as we don’t have a marketing budget or big money publisher to fund this project. We hope that the written words will catch on and lead to bigger and better opportunities, but if it doesn’t, that’s cool. I suspect we’re writing these stories for another generation of readers, or an alternate timeline.

I mean, when Supreme Court nominees are being asked what they think of the Twilight Eclipse movie, and this somehow is a reflection of today’s world, then certainly Damian and I are not writing for the modern reader. By the way,  Senator Klobuchar, in my opinion, came across as a Holden Caufield-class phony in that video clip I saw.

A fitting marketing campaign catch phrase for the Velvet Mask or Return of Joshua novels in this Earth-Zero, shark-jumped world would be: “Dream Seeker: he’s superbious.” That’s how far gone this current timeline is.

On a final note, I’d like to thank all zero people who have submitted works for our Dream Seeker anthology.  I guess all the starving writers out there (right) are too busy writing query letters in the hopes of publishing the next Harry Potter franchise or Nora Efron movie fodder.  $250 is no incentive against the hope of winning life’s lotto.  To quote a British World Cup announcer I heard, “If you buy a ticket to the raffle, you occasionally win the prize.”  Good luck on winning that prize, and be sure to make friends in high places to assure victory.  Seriously. Good luck winning life’s lotto.  Somebody’s gotta win; of course, for every winner there’s billions of losers, so….

No Dreams

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I do not recall any of my dreams from last night. I’m sure I dreamt about something. Who knows? Maybe I was dreaming about writers submitting query letters for our Dream Seeker Anthology Book. That would be a dream, since zero people have submitted anything in real life.

Well, in honor of all the writers out there who don’t need $250 for writing a short story, I’d like to announce that I will be completing several Dream Seeker novels by June of 2011. These stories will be available for free online, and will probably be sold as a collection via Kindle. There will not be a print version.

So, yes, many of the novels you see listed on our wiki page will finally be completed.

I’d also like to announce that I will commence writing another project, Return of Joshua 2, after completing the other books. I’ve tentatively set a release date for that book of December 21, 2012.  If that really is the last day, no one will get to read it.  That seems appropriate.

If you’re wondering why I’m not saying, “Damian and I” will be writing this, it’s because Damian is protesting readers of America and the world, who have created a market where writers like us get rejected by agents and publishers. Something like that.

Yes, book readers are like cawing chicks, and sequels plus regurgitated ideas are, uh, magically digested and spit out by momma Random House and dropped into their yearning beaks.

Anyway….

For whatever reason, I have chosen to labor on, even if zero people read this material. Mostly, I want to express our perspective on the world in a fictional setting … so, Damian’s ideas for the story and characters are ever-present, even if his keystrokes are not. Plus, I have a sick notion that someone MAY read this someday and get something from it. Heck, people have already read our online works, so I know the message is out there, even if mass media or fandom are not.

Damian and I love the Dream Seeker Universe.  So, at the end of the day, it’s my pleasure to keep writing new chapters.  As long as I enjoy what I’m doing, I will continue it.

A/C Dry Air = Coughing

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One thing that sucks about air conditioning is how dry it makes the air. This can lead to unnecessary coughing and scratchy throats in the middle of the night. If I had some hunter ceiling fans installed in the kids room, along with a humidifier, they’d probably sleep better and I wouldn’t have to run the A/C at 73 degrees each night.

Mechanical Stormtroopers and Manufactured Crisis

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I dreamt I was thinking about moving to Miami, but the downtown area looked more like Chicago or New York. The airport looked like the one in Atlanta.

Anyway, I was talking about how I had changed my mind about living in a big city like Miami, and preferred Broward County.

Transition: I’m watching Star Wars mechanical stormtroopers that transform into jaguars dropped out of a ship in two columns and somehow detaching from the column at the bottom and lining up single file, next to human stormtroopers and those Death Star workers who wore the big black helmets. We were on a desolate moon with no atmosphere.

Transition: back in Miami. I was attending a secret presidential briefing. A hologram projection in the middle of the table went up — “Manufactured CRISIS” were what was displayed, within a red oval. I secretly took pictures of the Prez, Secretary of State, and other cabinet members seated around the projection, talking about their latest conspiracy.